Pretty sure this isn’t how they intended that last bit of that headline to wrap.

New Yorker article from iPhone with headline: THE GREAT BARRINGTON DECLARATION RUFFLES LOCALS’ FEAT HERS

Got on to eating without posting the finished product last night:

Fully cooked paella in paella pan.

Progress…

And so it begins…

Oops.

Congrats @rosemaryorchard on joining @mikahsargent as co-host of iOS Today: twit.tv/posts/ins…

Check out @macsparky’s new Paperless Field Guide:

learn.macsparky.com/p/paperle…

…with cameos by @SmileSoftware’s own @PDFpen.

Congrats @macsparky on the release of the all new Paperless Field Guide:

learn.macsparky.com/p/paperle…

Honored that it includes @PDFpen from @SmileSoftware.

I’m finding the iOS 14 UI for controlling AirPlay speakers a bit weird. However, when I come back to a speaker I know was playing something I paused, “Hey, Siri, play, please” works 100% now. Pre-14, that worked maybe half of the time.

Around 1am today (i.e. middle of the night), I learned that garbanzo beans can make a LOT of noise when they’re soaking. My tormentors…

Happy Birthday, @Verso! 🍰

Here are some options for your soundtrack today: music.apple.com/us/artist…

Amused that the Apple Pro Display XDR stand costs more than the new Mac mini, which can now drive the Pro Display XDR.

NPR reporter struggles to describe a bad day at golf… he wasn’t hitting it into sand or water or anything like that.

Thanks @mcelhearn for recommending “The Midnight Library” by Matt Haig. Fun premise. Very enjoyable read. 📚

Coming this week: Episode 300 of the @_RocketFM podcast:

www.relay.fm/rocket

…and something about eating gross-flavored candy corn on air.

Congrats to hosts @film_girl, @doomquasar, and @briannawu on their accomplishment!

Don’t forget that today is @_RelayFM’s Second Annual Podcastathon from 11am-5pm Pacific:

www.extras.relay.fm/blog/2020…

Please consider donating to help cure and eliminate childhood cancer. (And check out @imyke’s balloon 🎈 house.)

Oooh! @macsparky has updated his Shortcuts Field Guide for iOS 14:

learn.macsparky.com/p/shortcu…

“Ok, Up First podcast coming up!” Too bad Siri doesn’t know when Siri is clever.

Sign of the times: replacing the battery level complication my my Apple Watch with the Air Quality Index (AQI) complication.

I wonder what percentage of Siri queries end with “please”?

Is it just me, or does it seem Archive Utility needs some performance tuning? Takes sooo long to expand Xcode. Maybe it’ll be a good test of Apple Silicon.

OH: If you understand, please raise your hand… your physical hand.

Finis.

Almost done.